Jen Kristjansson

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19. May 2012    0 comments    0 Likes
Overripe bananas When I first rented an apartment in Rhodes (Ροδοσ) in early 2010 I was invited into the kitchen of my landlord to discuss matters. On the kitchen counters I noticed big bowls of food. One bowl held three or four large bunches of seriously overripe bananas. Another held probably two or three kilos of blood red tomatoes. A third and a fourth bowl held large amounts of something else. I remember thinking that they had... Read more

19. May 2012    0 comments    0 Likes
Stray cats in my yard I love meatballs. So do my cats. They also love raw minced meat. This is a problem because when I bring minced meat home, with the idea of making meatballs, the presence of all my cats in the kitchen is guaranteed. And because I am who I am and wouldn't even dream of not sharing my food with the cats, a kilo of minced meat most often turns into 50% cat food and some meatballs.... Read more

8. May 2012    0 comments    0 Likes
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Jen

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(Last activity: 20 May at 05:28)
Definition: I am male
Real name: Jen Kristjansson
Sex. orient.: Straight
Cat Love: I have cats
Date of birth: 14. October 1961
Looking For: A Woman
I seek:

Romance

Location: In my city
My city: Rhodes
Zip/post code: 1234
Membership: Administration
Headline and Description
Headline:
Publisher Seeks Romance
Description:
I am the ​publisher of ​LoveMe and run ​the site on a ​daily basis. I am​ also single and ​I love cats; I ​have seven cats ​in the house, ​four strays who ​have taken up ​permanent residence​ in my yard, and ​a handful who ​pass through the ​yard on a very ​regular basis for ​a feeding, some ​water, and a nap.​ My profile and ​my posts are ​about my life ​with those cats.
Languages: English, German, Icelandic
Me and my family
Marital status: I'm single
Children: I have no children
My parents: We are not close
My siblings: We don't keep in touch
Extended family: I don't know my extended family
My children:
I have four ​cats and three ​add-on cats and ​there is also a ​handful of strays ​in my yard and ​all of these are ​my family. I ​cannot really ​fathom life ​without any of ​them.
More:
I am one of ​those few who ​actually do not ​have an actual ​family. I am ​certain I have ​relatives - we ​are all by ​default related to​ someone - but I ​simply don't know ​any of them. Does​ it bother me? ​Not any more. ​When I was young ​I dreamt of ​marrying into a ​huge family but ​that did not ​happen and this ​is what it is ​now and I am ​really content ​with it.
My character
My smile: I smile very easily
Tease me: I love being teased
Tease you: I will tease you often
Shy: I am not shy
Impulse: I'll act on a whim
Temper: I'm quick up and quick down
Social: I'm not the social type
Friends: I'm not so good at making new friends
Alone: I like being alone
Jokes: I cannot tell a joke
Stories: I cannot tell a story
More:
I suppose I am​ borderline ​antisocial. I ​expect the reason ​to be both ​genetic and by ​nurture - my ​growing up was ​unpleasant, I was ​raised in guilt ​and I was ​persistently ​bullied by ​children for most ​of my childhood ​and early teens ​and I basically ​did not learn how​ to live my life ​as a group ​animal.
My food
My diet: Dairy free, Fruit (also), Gluten free, Fish (yes please), Organic (when possible), Raw food (also), Shellfish (yes please), Vegetables (mostly), Wheat free
Intolerance: Alcohol, Dairy, Gluten
Reaction to "bad" food:
Fatigue, ​bloating, rash, ​insomnia, ​depression, ​anxiety, fog ​brain, etc. :(
My food:
I've had a ​bothersome itchy ​rash for the past​ two or three ​years, I've been ​bloated, short of ​breath, lacking in​ energy, had fog ​brain, suffered ​depression and ​anxiety, etc ​etc.
This has ​been driving me ​mad (the itch ​especially) because​ I've had no idea​ what was causing ​it.
At some ​point I figured ​out that this ​might be food ​related and so I ​started ​experimenting on ​myself.
Cutting ​gluten foods ​entirely from my ​food has relieved ​me of my rash, ​my shortnes of ​breath, the ​depression, the ​fog brain, and ​various other ​minor ills, but ​not quite all, ​and while the ​itch was less it ​was still ​there.
Cutting ​first lactose ​products and then ​all dairy products​ from my diet ​went a long way, ​but not all the ​way, but it did ​relieve me of the​ itch ​completely.
Removin​g all fresh meat ​and eggs from my ​diet and only ​eating processed ​meat that is ​certified gluten ​and dairy free ​finally did the ​trick, resulting ​in a born-again ​me.
My drink:
Green juice ​(preferrably a ​broccoli-stem / ​celery / spinach ​/ carrot / apple ​mixture); green, ​black & herbal ​tea; fizzy water; ​juiced apples, ​pears, carrots ​etc.
My lifestyle
Inner clock: I'm an early bird
Smoking: I don't smoke
Drinking: I sometimes drink
Gum: I don't chew gum
Nailbiting: I don't bite my nails
My days:
My days are ​spent tinkering ​with my software ​and taking care ​of my cats and ​the strays in the​ neighbourhood.
My gym:
I spend most ​every morning in ​the gym taking 2 ​concurrent classes,​ something like ​ABT, TBC, Body ​Pump, Zumba, ​Pilates, Step, ​High Low, etc. I ​love it. And it ​helps me learn ​Greek.
My books:
Fantasy and ​supernatural ​written in the ​first person with ​a strong female ​lead. Anita Blake,​ Jane Yellowrock. ​Recently Lee ​Childs (Jack ​Reacher).
Gumshoe ​novels where small​ probblems are ​tackled (i.e. a ​missing coat).
I ​hate large-scale ​world-saving crap.
My outdoors:
The beach. The ​beach. The beach. ​Also biking in ​the hills of ​Rhodes and long ​long walks with ​Lamb of God ​blasting in my ​ears. I tend to ​have some catfood ​in a bag to feed​ to the strays ​whose path I ​cross.
My travels:
I´ve been to ​more places than ​I can remember. I​ am done with ​travelling. When I​ spent time at ​the pyramyds in ​Egypt I ​experienced the ​ultimate low in ​tourism.
My leisure:
Gardening.
My comfort zone:
Lounging with ​my cats inside on​ a rainy day, the​ four (seven? ​ten?) of us ​heaped on my bed ​and bedroom ​furniture, dozing. ​Doing chores in ​the kitchen - two​ of my cats tend ​to assist me ​vigorously.
About my lifestyle:
I love it, ​actually.
My Pets
About my pets:
I have four ​cats in the ​house, they have ​been with me ​since the day ​they were born, ​but while they ​are absolutely my ​cats no one else ​can touch them or​ even come near ​them.
There are ​also 3 kittens ​that were left on​ an adjacent roof ​by their mother ​about 8 months ​ago who have ​permanent shelter ​in my house. ​
There are maybe ​10-15 strays that ​come for a ​feeding in my ​yard most days. ​Some have ​permanent residence​ nearby and hang ​out frequently in ​my yard, while ​others live a ​distance away and ​only show up for ​the occasional ​meal.
My looks
My hair:
Shoulderlength ​and growing
My body:
Fairly lean but​ slightly ​potbellied. I ​expect to become ​wiry as my gluten​ free, dairy free,​ meat free, ​alcohol free, ​fruit and ​vegetable rich ​diet starts to ​kick in.
My clothes:
Old and faded
Appearance:
It depends on ​my hair :)
About sex
Sex in my opinion:
Wonderful with ​the right person. ​But since I am ​not into one ​night stands...
Bits and pieces
My religion: Mother nature
My education: University
My profession: LoveMe publisher
Employment: I have a great job
Relocate: I will not relocate
My finances: I get by
Children: I don't want to have children
Politics:
Politicians ​typically appear ​to be ​self-serving, which​ is a bit ​interesting since ​they are elected ​by the people, ​who in turn seem ​to despise ​them...
About my religion:
I don't believe​ in the god of ​man, not as such,​ because that god ​makes no sense to​ me. But I do ​believe there is ​a deity of some ​sort. I have no ​idea who she is ​but I will go ​into any church ​to worship her ​and in a ​Christian church I​ will show my ​respect with the ​sign of the cross​ on my body. I ​call her mother ​nature, for lack ​of a better ​word.
The oddball me
Oddball Me #1:
Generally ​speaking I prefer ​the company of ​cats to the ​company of the ​average human. ​This has to do ​with my inability ​to chat about ​inconsequential ​things; I have ​simply no idea ​what to say, and ​I get bored in ​five minutes flat ​with meaningless ​chatter.
However, ​on occasion I ​meet a person ​(male or female) ​whom I find ​really really ​interesting. This ​happens maybe once​ every five or ​ten years, but ​thus far ​circumstance has ​not allowed for ​any close and ​lasting ties or ​friendship to ​form. As a result​ I presently have ​no friends.
Oddball Me #2:
A woman whom I​ met by chance ​and fell in love ​with many many ​years ago turned ​out to be a ​replica of the ​person who raised ​me; a giver of ​guilt. This ​relationship lasted​ 10 years and ​left me an ​emotional wreck ​and on the bench ​of a shrink. Over​ the course of ​one year the ​shrink opened my ​eyes about many ​things and planted​ a variety of ​seeds in my brain​ that I am still ​working through. I​ have learned not ​to associate with ​givers of guilt ​as I am not ​equipped to handle​ them.
How to contact me
Email: admin [at] loveme.eu
Google+: plus.google.com/10630788408...
Facebook: facebook.com/jens.kristjanss...
About contacting me:
Members should ​ideally contact me​ through sitemail ​and writers ​ideally through ​our Elance message​ board for work ​related queries.